“Jim’s Wild Birthday Surprise”
A wife treats her hubby by taking him to a strip club for his birthday.
At the club, the doorman says,
“Hi Jim, how are you?”
The wife asks,
“How does he know you?”
Jim says,
“Oh dear, I play football with him.”
Inside, the bartender says,
“The usual, Jim?”
Jim says to his wife,
“Before you say anything, he’s on the darts team.”
Next, a stripper says,
“Hi Jim! Do you crave the Special again?”
The wife storms out, dragging Jim with her, and jumps into a taxi.
The taxi driver says,
“Hey Jimmy boy! You picked up an ugly one this time.”
Jim’s funeral is on Sunday!!!