It’s every homeowner’s fear that they will end up with troublesome neighbors. But what happens if after you’ve moved in your neighbor changes their house so much it becomes hard to look at? One man in an Austin, Texas suburb has come under fire for painting his house a bright Pepto-Bismol pink and it’s causing…
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When we reach the age of 20, our preoccupation lies in the thoughts others have about us. By the time we turn 40, we no longer concern ourselves with their opinions. And as we reach 60, we come to realize that they haven’t been contemplating us at all. The statement about age’s significance was not…
A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is tobe her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are…
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A man and his wife were having some arguments and problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next day the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5 am for an early flight to Sydney. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence,…
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Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent’s house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, “He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.” Horrified, Katie told her grandmother…
In the midst of a long and enduring marriage, a pivotal moment of self-reflection occurred when the wife turned to her husband and posed a simple yet profound question, “Can you describe me after 15 years of marriage?” This seemingly innocuous inquiry set the stage for a transformative realization that would shape their relationship. In…
A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives. They find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to…
On his first day on the job, the trainee dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone: “Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!” The voice from the other side responded: “You fool, you’ve dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you’re talking to? “No,” replied the trainee. “It’s the Managing Director of the…
I’VE BEEN BANNED FROM TRACTOR SUPPLY.. Yesterday I was at my local TSC store buying a large bag of my dog’s food for my loyal livestock guard dog and was in the checkout, when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog? What did she think I had an elephant? So, since I’m…
Teacher: How old is your father? Kid: He is 6 years. Teacher: What? How is this possible? Kid: He became father only when I was born. (Logic!! Children are quick and always speak their minds.) TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now, Class, who discovered…