Funny story – Wifee..
WIFE: “What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? “HUSBAND: “Definitely not! “WIFE: “Why not? Don’t you like being married?” HUSBAND: “Of course I do…” WIFE: “Then why wouldn’t you remarry? “HUSBAND: “Okay, okay, I’d get married again.” WIFE: “You would?” (with a hurt look) HUSBAND: (makes audible groan). WIFE: “Would…