Two drunks are walking along. One drunk says to the other, “What a beautiful night. Look at that moon! ”The other drunk stops and looks at his drunk friend. “You are wrong. That’s not the moon; that’s the sun!” Both continued arguing for awhile when they came upon another drunk walking along. So they stopped…
A cowboy walks into a bar and orders a wh*sky. When the bartender delivers the drink, the cowboy asks, “Where is everybody? ”The bartender replies, “They’ve gone to the hanging. “Hanging? Who are they hanging?” “Brown Paper Pete,” the bartender replied. “What kind of a name is that?” the cowboy asked. “Well,” says the bartender….
A blonde car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. She then takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic….
I love those recipes that we all grew up with, they are just too good to miss out on. this amazing Texas Sheet Cake is light and fluffy with a deliciously decadent cooked frosting on top. Just try it out and you have a sheet cake that people will rave over!! After tasting this cake,…
Actor and “Dancing with the Stars” co-host Alfonso Ribeiro. Recently updated fans about his daughter Ava’s health following a scooter accident. Speaking on “LIVE WITH KELLY AND MARK,” Ribeiro shared that while Ava is much better, she is still healing from scars on her face and arms. Ava suffered the injuries just before her fourth…
A 27-year-old pregnant woman sought Reddit’s advice after a Thanksgiving dinner debacle with her mother-in-law (MIL). Due to health issues, she adhered to a meat-free diet, leading to prior conflicts with her MIL. For Thanksgiving, she prepared her meal but faced opposition, with the MIL claiming the unborn child needed meat. When the woman’s dish…
A little boy asked his father a question. “Dad, I know that babies come from mommies’ tummies, but how do they get there in the first place?” he asked innocently. After dad hemmed and hawed for a while, the kid finally spoke up in disgust. “You don’t have to make something up, Dad. It’s okay…
There is a diner in New Orleans that advertises that it will serve you anything you want…but if they can’t, they will give you $5,000 as an apology. A man passing by sees this message advertised at the entrance…Thinking it’s probably a scam, he decides to try it out anyway. As he enters the diner,…
Barry returned from a doctor’s visit one day and told his wife, Carolyn that the doctor live only had 24 hours to Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed and they made passionate love. Six hours later, Barry went to her again, and said, ‘Honey, now…
Husband and wife sit together in the kitchen and have breakfast. Out of the blue she hits him with rolling pin. After a few minutes conscious again he asks: ”What was that ? – Why did you hit me that hard ?” She: “That was for 25 years of bad .“He continues eating his breakfast…