Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the van and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that…
My journey in the kitchen began with a heartfelt intention – to cook the dishes that my husband loved, sparing him from the mundane world of fast food. It was a labor of love that he had always appreciated, often praising my culinary efforts and encouraging me to expand my culinary repertoire. Little did I…
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Last night, while driving for Uber, I got a call to pick up a woman from over by the fair. About 30 seconds after accepting the ride, the rider sent me a message via the app. “When you get here, can you pretend to be my boyfriend? “I didn’t know to what capacity she meant,…
Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house. They both decided it was time to get married. So Little Johnny went to Susie’s dad to ask for her hand in marriage. “Where will you live?” asked Susie’s dad, thinking this was cute. “Well,” said Little Johnny, “I figured I could just move…
I (27F) am 5 months pregnant. I have pre-existing health issues that I manahe by having a diet with no meat of any sort. This has caused me and MiL to have confilcts especially when I refuse to eat the food she makes. I used to either come and not eat anything or just stay…
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As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip…
At 77, the ever-radiant Cher continues to defy societal norms and expectations. Throughout her illustrious career, this style icon has consistently pushed boundaries, challenging preconceived notions about how women should present themselves. As she approaches her 80s, Cher candidly shares the secrets that keep her feeling youthful and vibrant. And guess what? These are simple…
Kelly Clarkson has talked about how she taught her kids right from wrong. The mother of two said in an interview that she will spank her kids if they don’t act right. She says that in her home state of Louisiana, where she lives, this is a common thing to do. Clarkson is from Fort…
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A father walks into a bar with his son and gives him three pennies to play with. Suddenly the boy starts choking. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the coins and starts slapping him on the back. The boy coughs up two of the pennies but keeps choking. Looking at his son, the father…
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PERFECT WIFE Wedding speech from modern girl to her in laws: My dear new family, I thank you for welcoming me in my new house… Firstly I must tell you that my presence here should not chang your life routines…Those who used to do the laundry must keep on doing it… Those cooking must keep…