It happened at a New York Airport. This is hilarious. An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in New York for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. For all of you out there who have had to deal…
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A month after undergoing emergency surgery for a blocked bowel, “Wheel of Fortune” host Pat Sajak spills the beans. In his first interview since the operation, Sajak told “Good Morning America” that he felt he would die moments before the surgery. In November, the game show host began to endure “excruciating” agony while out for…
Love truly knows neither bounds nor timelines. Joe Potenzano and Mary Elkind are living proof of that. This October, they’re set to tie the knot, rekindling a romance that began 64 years ago. SOURCE:YOUTUBE – EYEWITNESS NEWS ABC7NY The two first crossed paths in 1959 at Joe’s sister’s wedding. Mary was the radiant maid of…
An elderly couple return to a Mercedes dealership to find the sales- man had just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde. “I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the $75,000. Asking price,” said the man. “Yet I just heard you closed the deal…
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Julia Roberts is one of the rare celebrities who lives a relatively ordinary existence. She has been married to cinematographer Daniel Moder for 19 years, and the couple appears to be extremely happy. he couple has three children: twins Phinnaeus and Hazel, both 16, and a son, Henry, 14. Both Roberts and Moder try to…
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The first use of roller skates were said to be in a London stage performance as early as 1743, with John Joseph Merlin claiming the first skate invention while living in London in 1760. They even featured during World War II when the U.S. had the idea of using them to move infantry around Europe…
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, ‘Dad, how many Kinds of boobs are there? The father, surprised, answers, ‘Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs: In her 20’s, a woman’s are like melons, round and firm. In her 30’s to 40’s, they are like pears, still nice but…
Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter — ten men and one woman. The rope wasn’t strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one person had to leave because otherwise they were all going to fall. They weren’t able to decide who that person should be until the woman…
During a family dinner, a slender woman with a voracious appetite received criticism and reprimands from her mother-in-law for overindulging in food. The woman refused to pay the full tab at the insistence of her mother-in-law. Individuals differ from one another in terms of their metabolism, way of life, and general health. Even while some…
A man walks into a bar, sits down on a bench and orders a cold one. He swigs down the beer, looks in his pocket, cringes and orders another. He gulps down that one, looks in his pocket again, cringes and orders yet another one. This goes on for at least an hour and a…