My daughter just phoned me and the conversation went like this!.. Her: “You know that Gladiator movie that I got you?” Me: “Yeah. “Her: “Wind it forward one hour, 16 mins and 28 seconds. “Me: “Right, I’ve done that”, Her: “Okay, you see the gladiator at the front fighting the lion! “Me: “I can see…
A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and was quite itchy. The teacher told him to…
A woman goes out shopping with her husband and spots a pair of boots she loves. The husband says, “No chance love, they’re way too expensive. “Later on in bed, the wife is just falling asleep the husband falling asleep the husband tries his luck and places his hand on her hip and lower on…
My husband and I were dressed and ready to go out for a lovely evening of dinner and theater. Having been burgled in the past, we turned on a ‘night light’ and then put the cat in the backyard. When our Uber arrived, we walked out our front door and our rather tubby cat scooted…
An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake… He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice,…
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A guy and his girlfriend were going on a romantic long drive. Suddenly, the guy, who is driving the car pulls up on the side of the highway and starts to take his clothes off. His girlfriend asks, ‘What are you doing? What if someone sees us here?’ The guys tells her, ‘If you want…
Jenna Johnson’s son, Rome, is turning one! Jenna, the professional dancer, shared cute pictures on Instagram of Rome celebrating his first birthday. In the photos, Rome is sitting on a gold couch, wearing a birthday crown that says “One,” with a bear-shaped “O.” He stands, giggles, and gets a birthday cake in some pictures. Rome…
Surprising origins of common kitchen utensils Kitchen utensils are vital to human civilization and have a rich history spanning centuries. Join us on a journey through time as we uncover the intriguing stories behind these kitchen must-haves. One of the oldest and most essential kitchen utensils, knives have been in use since prehistoric times. Early…
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Everyone asked a 100-year-old man for his health secrets: The old man said: I’ll tell you a secret. I’ve been married for 75 years. Promised my wife when we got married that when two people quarrel, the loser has to walk for 5 kilometers. I’ve been walking 5 kilometers every day for 75 years !Everyone…
An old man was out fishing one day and was doing quite well for himself. He’d been keeping all of his catch in a 5-gallon bucket at the edge of the water, by his feet. A young state game warden, fresh out of the academy, walked up and asked to see the old man’s fishing…