According to the younger generation, my mama and daddy were apparently abusive to us when we were children. We were scared to get in trouble. They made us do household jobs, and go to school. Gave us a curfew and whooped our bottom when we did wrong, they even made us go get the switch…
In a recent interview, Angelina Jolie shared her doubts about pursuing an acting career in the modern era with The Wall Street Journal Magazine. “I wouldn’t be an actress today,” she said, bringing attention to the growing demand to live a public life. Oscar winner Jolie acknowledged the damage caused by more than 20 years…
So Little Johnny’s teacher is warned at the beginning of the school year not to ever make a bet with Johnny unless she is absolutely sure she will win it. One day in class, Johnny raises his hand and says “teacher, I’ll bet you $50 I can guess what color your underwear is.” She replies,…
Yesterday my SON e-mailed me asking why I didn’t do something useful with my time. Like sitting around playing on my computer is not a good thing? I asked. Talking about my “doing-something-useful” seems to be his favorite topic of conversation. He said he was “only thinking of me”, he said and suggested that I…
After 21 years of marriage, my wife wanted me to take another woman out to dinner and a movie. She said, “I love you, but I know this other woman loves you and would love to spend some time with you.” The other woman that my wife wanted me to visit was my mother, who…
She Told Her Students To Use Big People Words. But Was Shocked When A Boy Said This. A group of four-year-olds were trying very hard to become accustomed to school. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! “You need to use ‘Big People’ words,” she was always reminding…
A blonde walks into a gas station and asks an employee, “I locked my keys in the car. Do you have a coat hanger or something I can stick through the window to unlock the door? ”Ten minutes later a trucker comes in and can’t stop laughing, so the employee asks him what’s Ten minutes…
A captain notices a light in the distance, on a collision course with his ship. He turns on his signal lamp and sends, “Change your course, 10 degrees west. ”The light signals back, “Change yours, 10 degrees east.” The captain gets a little annoyed. He signals, “I’m a US Navy captain. You must change your…
A WET SUIT man was marooned on a desert island. One day a beautiful woman arrives in a wet suit. ‘When did you last have a smoke?’ she asks. ‘Five years ago.’ So she gets out a cigar and he smokes it. She unzips her wet suit a bit and says, ‘When did you last…
People do puzzles for a wide variety of reasons. In some cases, they are just trying to pass the time and they are looking for something convenient that will help them to do so. That isn’t to say, however, that people only do puzzles because they are bored. Some people love puzzles so much that…
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