A husband went to the..
A husband went to the police station to file a “missing person” report for his missing wife: Husband: “I lost my wife, she went shopping and hasn’t come back yet. ”Inspector: “What is her height? ”Husband: “I never checked. ”Inspector: “Slim or healthy? ”Husband: “Not slim, she can be healthy. ”Inspector: “Colour of eyes. ”Husband:…