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Husband\u2019s E-Mail To His Wife\u2026 A Sailor sent an e-mail to his wife, informing her that his ship would be returning from deployment a day early. Arriving home, he found his wife with another man.<\/p>\n

Upset, he stormed off and got a room at the Navy Lodge to decide what to do next. His thoughts were interrupted by a call from his mother-in-law. \u201cBill\u201d she said, \u201cI checked with my daughter and, as I expected, there is a perfectly good explanation for this whole episode. \u201cThis I\u2019ve got to hear,\u201d the Sailor said. \u201cIt was an honest mistake,\u201d the mother-in-law said 99 She never got your e-mail!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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