An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake\u2026 He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, \u201cHey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?\u201d The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.<\/p>\n
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, \u201cBefore you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things: The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a \u2018Billy-Club\u2019. I\u2019m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy\u2026 Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke? \u201cThe blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, \u201cNo\u2026not if I\u2019m gonna have to explain it five times\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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