A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: \u201cYou may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increases as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!\u201d<\/p>\n
So, a woman goes to the store to find a husband.\u2013 On the first floor the sign reads: \u201cThese men Have Jobs\u201d. The second floor sign reads: \u201cThese men Have Jobs and Love Kids\u201d. The third floor sign reads: \u201cThese men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.\u201d \u201cWow,\u201d she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. At the fourth floor the sign reads: \u201cThese men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.\u201d \u201cOh, mercy me!\u201d she exclaims, \u201cI can hardly stand it!\u201d Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: \u201dThese men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.\u201d She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: \u201cYou are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. \u2013 Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.\u201d To avoid gender bias charges, the store\u2019s owner opens a New Wives store just across the street. It too has six floors. -The first floor has wives that love sex. \u2013 The second floor has wives that love sex and have money. \u2013 No one has ever seen the 3rd floor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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