A blonde car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. She then takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.<\/p>\n
The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers. Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up. It wasn\u2019t very long before a police car arrives. The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, \u201cWhat is going on here? \u201cMy car broke down, Officer\u201d says the woman, calmly. \u201cWell, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?!\u201d asks the Officer. \u201cHelllllooooo, those are my emergency flashers!\u201d she replies.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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