A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn\u2019t paying attention, so she asks him, \u201cIf there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?\u201d Johnny says, \u201cNone.\u201d The teacher asks, \u201cWhy?<\/p>\n
\u201cJohnny says, \u201cBecause the shot scared them all off.\u201d The teacher says, \u201cNo, two, but I like how you\u2019re thinking.\u201d Johnny asks the teacher, \u201cIf you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?\u201d The teacher says, \u201cThe one sucking her ice cream.\u201d Johnny says, \u201cNo, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you\u2019re thinking!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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