{"id":4437,"date":"2023-12-27T18:26:13","date_gmt":"2023-12-27T18:26:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/storypress.site\/?p=4437"},"modified":"2023-12-27T18:26:13","modified_gmt":"2023-12-27T18:26:13","slug":"a-husband","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/storypress.site\/?p=4437","title":{"rendered":"A husband\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Husband Starts Being Rude To His Wife And Leaves. She Responds With This. A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, \u201cHoney, could you fix the light in the hallway? Its been flickering for weeks now. \u201cHe looks at her and says angrily, \u201cFix the light? Now? Does it look like I have a G.E. logo printed on my forehead? I dont think so. \u201cWell, then could you fix the fridge door? It wont close right. \u201cTo which he replied, \u201cFix the fridge door?<\/p>\n<p>Does it look like I have Westinghouse written on my forehead? I dont think so. \u201cFine,\u201d she says, \u201cThen could you at least fix the steps to the front door? Theyre about to break. \u201cI\u201dm not a damn carpenter and I dont want to fix the steps,\u201d he says. \u201cDoes it look like I have Ace Hardware written on my forehead? I dont think so. I\u2019ve had enough of you. I\u2019m going to the bar! \u201cSo he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple hours. He starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife, and decides to go home and help out. As he walks into the house, he notices the steps are already fixed. As he enters the house, he sees the hall light is working. As he goes to get a beer, he notices the fridge door is fixed. \u201cHoney, how\u201dd this all get fixed? \u201cShe said, \u201cWell, when you left, I sat outside and cried. Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and I told him. He offered to do all the repairs, and all I had to do was either sleep with him or bake him a cake. \u201cHe said, \u201cSo, what kind of cake did you bake him? \u201cShe replied, \u201cHellooooo\u2026 Do you see Betty Crocker written on my forehead?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Husband Starts Being Rude To His Wife And Leaves. She Responds With This. 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