Yesterday my SON e-mailed me asking why I didn\u2019t do something useful with my time. Like sitting around playing on my computer is not a good thing? I asked. Talking about my \u201cdoing-something-useful\u201d seems to be his favorite topic of conversation. He said he was \u201conly thinking of me\u201d, he said and suggested that I go down to the Senior Center and hang out with the ladies. I did this and when I got home last night, I decided to play a prank on him. I e-mailed him and told him that I had joined a Parachute Club.<\/p>\n
He replied, \u201cAre you nuts? You are 60 years old and now you\u2019re going to start jumping out of airplanes? \u201cI told him that I even got a Membership Card and e-mailed a copy to him. I told him that I even got a Membership Card and e-mailed a copy to him. He immediately telephoned me and yelled, \u201cGood grief, Mom, where are your glasses? !This is a Membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club. \u201cOh man, I\u2019m in trouble again, I said, I really don\u2019t know what to do. I signed up for five jumps a week!! \u201cThe line went quiet and his friend picked up the phone and said that my son had fainted. Life as a Senior Citizen is not getting any easier, but sometimes it can be fun\u2026.. a friend Stolen from.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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