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Shortly before landing in London, she used the in-tercom to announce to the entire cabin, \u201cWould the lawyer who gave me the crabs in Dublin, please raise your hand?\u201d Not one hand went up\u2026. So she took them home and ate them. Two lessons here: 1. Lawyers aren\u2019t as smart as they think they are. 2. 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