{"id":4011,"date":"2023-12-17T19:34:11","date_gmt":"2023-12-17T19:34:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/storypress.site\/?p=4011"},"modified":"2023-12-17T19:34:11","modified_gmt":"2023-12-17T19:34:11","slug":"seamus-the-farmer-had-a-nagging-wife-funny-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/storypress.site\/?p=4011","title":{"rendered":"Seamus the farmer had a nagging wife \u2013 Funny Joke"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>She made his life miserable. The only real peace he got was when he was out in the field ploughing. One day while in the field, Seamus\u2019s wife brought him his lunch. Then while he quietly ate she berated him with a constant stream of nagging and complaining. Suddenly, Seamus\u2019s old donkey kicked up his back legs, struck her in the head killing her instantly.<\/p>\n<p>At the funeral, the Priest noticed that when the women offered their sympathy, Seamus would nod his head up and down. 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