An old man crashed his car into a very expensive automobile. The owner of the expensive automobile jumps out and confronts the old man and says \u201cGive me $10,000 cash or I will beat you to a pulp!\u201d The old man replies, \u201cWoah wait buddy, I don\u2019t have that much money but let me call my son, he trains dolphins.<\/p>\n
\u201cThe old man dials his son as he is about to speak the owner of the expensive car yanks the phone out of his hand and says \u201cSo you train dolphins, well your old man just hit and damaged my car, you bring me call my son, he trains dolphins. \u201cThe old man dials his son as he is about to speak the owner of the expensive car yanks the phone out of his hand and says \u201cSo you train dolphins, well your old man just hit and damaged my car, you bring me $10,000 or I\u2019m gonna beat the heck outta him and you, \u201cThe son answers \u201cOkay, give me 15 minutes and I\u2019ll be there.\u201d In exactly 15 minutes the son pulls up in a Jeep, Ten men jump out and beat the hell out of the expensive car owner. Meanwhile the son walks over to his father and says \u201cDad I train Navy Seals not dolphins\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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