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A woman visits her husband in prison. Before leaving, she tells a correction officer: \u201cYou shouldn\u2019t make my husband work like that.<\/p>\n

He\u2019s exhausted!\u201d The officer laughs and says, The officer laughs and says, \u201cAre you kidding? He just eats and sleeps and stays in his cell!\u201d The wife replies: \u201cHe just told me he\u2019s been digging a tunnel for months!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A woman visits her husband in prison. Before leaving, she tells a correction officer: \u201cYou shouldn\u2019t make my husband work like that. 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