Two old men decide they are close to their last days and decide to have a last night on the town. After a few drinks, they end up at the local brothel. The madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to her manager: \u2018Go up to the first two bedrooms and put an inflated doll in each bed. These two are so old and drunk, I\u2019m not wasting two of my girls on them.<\/p>\n
They won\u2019t know the difference.\u2019 The manager does as he is told and the two old men go upstairs and take care of their business. As they are walking home the first man says, As they are walking home the first man says, \u2018You know, I think my girl was dead! \u2018Dead?\u2019 says his friend, \u2018Why do you say that?\u2019 \u2018Well, she never moved or made a sound all the time I was loving her. \u2018His friend says, \u2018Could be worse I think mine was a witch. \u2018A witch ??.. why the hell would you say that?\u2019 \u2018Well, I was making love to her, kissing her on the neck, and I gave her a little bite, then she farted and flew out the window\u2026.. took my teeth with her!\u2019<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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