Little Johnny was told by his friends that all adults have a deep dark secret and can easily be manipulated. Johnny decides to test it. He comes home, goes up to his mother and says, \u201cMom, I know everything.\u201d Mom shushes him and gives him $10. \u201cJust don\u2019t tell Dad,\u201d she says.
\n\u201cHey, it\u2019s working!\u201d thinks Little Johnny.<\/p>\n
An hour later, Dad comes home from work. Johnny, An hour later, Dad comes home from work. Johnny goes up to him and says, \u201cDad, I know everything.\u201d Dad gives Johnny $100. \u201cDon\u2019t tell Mom\u201d, he says. Just then, the mailman knocks on the door. Johnny opens it and says, \u201cI know everything, Mister. \u201cThe mailman drops all his mail, his eyes tear up and he says: \u201cWell then Johnny, come give Daddy a hug.\u201d The Laugh Club.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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