When you are an older couple, you quickly become comfortable with each other, and that can even mean doing things that are<\/p>\n
outside of your usual comfort zone. It\u2019s a beautiful thing to see this kind of closeness happen, but sometimes it can lead to<\/p>\n
moments that are a bit improper or even uncomfortable. Still, the bond between two people who have spent many years<\/p>\n
together often means they can laugh through just about anything.<\/p>\n
The couple in the following joke are enjoying a playful moment in bed. After lying silently for a few minutes, the old man<\/p>\n
suddenly lets out a fart and announces, \u201cSeven points.\u201d His wife, confused, asks, \u201cWhat in the heck are you talking about?\u201d The<\/p>\n
old man replies, \u201cI\u2019m playing fart football!\u201d A few minutes later, the wife<\/p>\n
responds with her own fart and proudly says, \u201cTouchdown! Tie score.\u201d<\/p>\n
The game continues with both of them trying to outdo each other. The old man farts again and boasts, \u201cTouchdown! I\u2019m<\/p>\n
winning 14 to 7!\u201d Not wanting to lose, the wife lets out another fart and shouts, \u201cThe score is tied!\u201d The competition heats up,<\/p>\n
and the old man strains harder than ever, determined not to be beaten.<\/p>\n
But instead of a fart, he accidentally poops the bed. Hearing the unexpected noise, the wife asks, \u201cWhat in the world was that<\/p>\n
noise?\u201d The old man quickly recovers with a joke, saying, \u201cThat\u2019s the whistle for halftime. Switch sides.\u201d Their playful banter<\/p>\n
shows how even the most awkward moments can be met with humor and love in a long-lasting relationship.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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