A man and a woman had been married for many years, and their arguments were the stuff of legend\u2014neighbors could hear<\/p>\n
their shouting matches well into the night.The old man would often yell, \u201cWhen I die, I\u2019ll dig my way out of the grave and haunt<\/p>\n
you for the rest of your life!\u201dTheir neighbors were terrified of him, and frankly, he seemed to enjoy that reputation.<\/p>\n
Then, at the age of 98, the old man passed away.After the funeral, a few neighbors, still shaken, asked his wife, \u201cAren\u2019t you<\/p>\n
scared he might actually dig his way out and haunt you?\u201dShe answered calmly, \u201cLet him try. I had him buried upside down, and<\/p>\n
he\u2019d never ask for directions.Later in life, the same couple went camping together.<\/p>\n
They set up their tent beneath a star-filled sky and soon drifted off to sleep.In the middle of the night, the wife nudged her<\/p>\n
husband awake. \u201cLook at the stars,\u201d she said. \u201cTell me what you see.\u201dHe rubbed his eyes and replied, \u201cI see millions of<\/p>\n
stars.\u201d\u201cAnd what does that tell you?\u201d she asked.<\/p>\n
He thought for a moment. \u201cWell, if there are millions of stars, and some of them have planets, then it\u2019s likely a few of those<\/p>\n
planets are like Earth. And if that\u2019s the case, then maybe there\u2019s life out there.\u201dThere was a pause before the wife sighed, \u201cNo,<\/p>\n
honey. It means someone stole our tent.\u201dLOL!Hope that gave you a smile\u2014have a great day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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