Dear Wife, I\u2019m writing you this letter to tell you that I\u2019m leaving you for good. I\u2019ve been a good man to you in our 7 years of<\/p>\n
marriage & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been tough for me. Your boss notified me that you quit your<\/p>\n
job today & that was just too much to bear any longer. Last week, you came home & didn\u2019t even notice I had a new haircut, had<\/p>\n
cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after<\/p>\n
watching all of your soaps. You don\u2019t tell me you love me anymore; you don\u2019t want sex or anything that connects us as husband<\/p>\n
& wife. Either you\u2019re cheating on me or you don\u2019t love me anymore; whatever the case, It\u2019s over and I am leaving. Your EX-<\/p>\n
Husband P.S. don\u2019t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! Dear Ex-<\/p>\n
Husband, Believe me, nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It\u2019s definitely true that you & I have been<\/p>\n
married for the past 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you\u2019ve been. I watch my TV shows so much because<\/p>\n
they drown out your constant whining & griping, although that doesn\u2019t seem to work. I definitely noticed your haircut last week,<\/p>\n
but the 1st thing that came to mind was \u2018You look just like a girl!\u2019 And since my mother raised me not to say anything if you<\/p>\n
can\u2019t say something nice, I decided not to comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused<\/p>\n
with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 long years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because<\/p>\n
the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that<\/p>\n
morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could make this work. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my<\/p>\n
job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you<\/p>\n
have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you<\/p>\n
wrote ensures you won\u2019t get a dime from me. So take care<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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