{"id":27327,"date":"2025-05-02T03:40:23","date_gmt":"2025-05-02T03:40:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/storypress.site\/?p=27327"},"modified":"2025-05-02T03:40:23","modified_gmt":"2025-05-02T03:40:23","slug":"a-second-grader-came-home-from-school-and-she-learned-something-lol","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/storypress.site\/?p=27327","title":{"rendered":"A second grader came home from school and she learned something\u2026 LOL"},"content":{"rendered":"<aside class=\"mashsb-container mashsb-main mashsb-stretched\">\n<div class=\"mashsb-box\">\n<div class=\"mashsb-buttons\">A second grader came home from school and said to her mother, \u201cMom, guess what? \u201cWe learned how to make babies today.\u201d<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/aside>\n<p>The mother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s interesting,\u201d she said. \u201cHow do you make babies?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt\u2019s simple,\u201d replied the girl. \u201cYou just change \u2018y\u2019 to \u2018i\u2019 and add \u2018es\u2019.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The girl was talking about spelling rules\u2014how to make words plural<\/p>\n<p>(like \u201cbaby\u201d to \u201cbabies\u201d) by changing \u201cy\u201d to \u201ci\u201d and adding \u201ces.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A second grader came home from school and said to her mother, \u201cMom, guess what? \u201cWe learned how to make babies today.\u201d The mother, more than a&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":27328,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27327","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-finance"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.3 - 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