{"id":27038,"date":"2025-04-27T23:06:15","date_gmt":"2025-04-27T23:06:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/storypress.site\/?p=27038"},"modified":"2025-04-27T23:06:15","modified_gmt":"2025-04-27T23:06:15","slug":"little-girls-dirty-answer-forces-teacher-to-golden-comeback","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/storypress.site\/?p=27038","title":{"rendered":"Little girl\u2019s dirty answer forces teacher to golden comeback"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When Mrs. Parks asked her sixth-grade science class a seemingly simple question, no one could have<\/p>\n<p>predicted the hilarious misunderstanding that would unfold. What started as an innocent quiz about<\/p>\n<p>the human body quickly turned into a lesson Little Mary would never forget.<\/p>\n<p>If you\u2019ve ever seen someone embarrass themselves by jumping to the wrong conclusion, you\u2019ll want<\/p>\n<p>to keep reading for a laugh-out-loud moment that will make you glad you weren\u2019t in Mary\u2019s shoes\u2026 Shutterstock<br \/>\nThe 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, \u201cCan anyone tell me which<\/p>\n<p>human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>No one answered, so the teacher pointed at a student at random.<\/p>\n<p>Little Mary protests the dirty question<br \/>\nLittle Mary stood up, crossed her arms and said, \u201cYou should not be asking sixth graders<\/p>\n<p>dirty questions like that! I\u2019m going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, and then he\u2019ll fire you!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, \u201cLet\u2019s try that again. Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Little Mary\u2019s mouth fell open. She pointed at her teacher and yelled, \u201cYou\u2019re gonna get in big trouble!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, \u201cAnybody?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, \u201cThe body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Mrs. Parks smiled and said, \u201cVery good, Billy,\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She turned to Mary and continued, \u201cAs for you, young lady, I have three things to say:<\/p>\n<p>One, you have a dirty mind. Two, you didn\u2019t read your homework. And three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed.\u201d Popular<br \/>\nPitbull sl\u00e4par bebis i bl\u00f6jan<br \/>\nPit bull found dragging the baby across the floor by her diaper \u2013 seconds later everyone is hailing her a hero<\/p>\n<p>\u201dI\u2019m a 70-year-old porn star \u2013 and my daughter\u2019s following in my footsteps\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Only a few people can find all the faces hidden in this tree \u2013 are you one of them?<\/p>\n<p>Bored boxer gets fed up of waiting for owner to return \u2013 hatches a hilarious plan<br \/>\nChristian Buchanan<br \/>\n23-year-old mom wants to keep newborn son \u2013 panics when nurses refuse to<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When Mrs. Parks asked her sixth-grade science class a seemingly simple question, no one could have predicted the hilarious misunderstanding that would unfold. 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