{"id":16538,"date":"2024-10-20T12:29:43","date_gmt":"2024-10-20T12:29:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/storypress.site\/?p=16538"},"modified":"2024-10-20T12:29:43","modified_gmt":"2024-10-20T12:29:43","slug":"wife-calls-a-husband-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/storypress.site\/?p=16538","title":{"rendered":"Wife Calls A Husband."},"content":{"rendered":"

Husband \u2013 \u201cHello?\u201d ,, Wife \u2013 \u201cHoney, it\u2019s me. Are you at the club?\u201d<\/p>\n

Husband \u2013 \u201cYes.\u201d ,, Wife \u2013 \u201cGreat! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful mink coat. It\u2019s absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?\u201d<\/p>\n

Husband \u2013 \u201cWhat\u2019s the price?\u201d ,, Wife \u2013 \u201cOnly $1,500.00.\u201d Husband \u2013 \u201cWell, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much\u2026\u201d ,, W \u2013 \u201cAhhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a really good price\u2026and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n

Husband-\u201cWhat price did he quote you?\u201d ,, Wife \u2013 \u201cOnly $60,000\u2026 H \u2013 \u201cOK, but for that price, I want it with all the options.\u201d ,, Wife \u2013 \u201cGreat! But before we hang up, something else\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n

Husband \u2013 \u201cWhat?\u201d ,, Wife \u2013 \u201cIt might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and\u2026I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It\u2019s on sale!!<\/p>\n

Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, an acre of park area, beachfront property.\u201d Husband \u2013 \u201cHow much are they asking?\u201d ,, Wife \u2013 \u201cOnly $450,000 \u2013 a magnificent price\u2026and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n

Husband \u2013 \u201cWell, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. OK?\u201d ,, Wife \u2013 \u201cOK, sweetie\u2026Thanks! I\u2019ll see you later!! I love you!!!\u201d H \u2013 \u201cBye\u2026I love u too\u2026\u201d The man hangs up, closes the phone\u2019s flap, and raises his hand while holding the phone and asks to all those present:\u201cDoes anyone know who this phone belongs to?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Husband \u2013 \u201cHello?\u201d ,, Wife \u2013 \u201cHoney, it\u2019s me. Are you at the club?\u201d Husband \u2013 \u201cYes.\u201d ,, Wife \u2013 \u201cGreat! 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