80,000 blondes meet in a football stadium for a \u201cBlondes Are Not Stupid\u201d Convention. The leader says, \u201cWe are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?\u201d<\/p>\n
A blonde gingerly works her way through the crowd and steps up to the stage.<\/p>\n
The leader asks her, \u201cWhat is 15 plus 15?\u201d<\/p>\n
After 15 or 20 seconds she says, \u201cEighteen!\u201d<\/p>\n
Obviously, everyone is a little disappointed. Then 80,000 blondes start cheering, \u201cGive her another chance! Give her another chance!\u201d<\/p>\n
The leader says, \u201cWell since we\u2019ve gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you in one place and we have the world-wide press and global broadcast media here, gee, uh, I guess we can give her another chance.\u201d<\/p>\n
So he asks, \u201cWhat is 5 plus 5?\u201d<\/p>\n
After nearly 30 seconds she eventually says, \u201cNinety?\u201d<\/p>\n
The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh \u2014 everyone is disheartened \u2013 the blonde starts crying and the 80,000 girls begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, \u201cGIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!\u201d<\/p>\n
The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than good, eventually says, \u201cOk! Ok! Just one more chance \u2014 What is 2 plus 2?\u201d<\/p>\n
The girl closes her eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, \u201cFour?\u201d<\/p>\n
Throughout the stadium, pandemonium breaks out as all 80,000 girls jump to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream\u2026 \u201cGive her another chance! Give her another chance!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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