Imagine losing your center and both guards in one fell swoop, just weeks after losing your all-star franchise quarterback. If this was your fantasy football team, you\u2019d be in a panic.<\/p>\n
Alas, it\u2019s not, unless you happened to have Aaron Rodgers and his front three from the New York Jets and the team made a foolish error like signing Colin Kaepernick.<\/p>\n
To ensure that wouldn\u2019t happen, Center Joe Barron, Left Guard William Vanden Boom, and Right Guard Sandy Batt say they\u2019ll all quit on the spot if the team does sign the former San Fransisco QB.<\/p>\n
\u201cWe\u2019re not into all that,\u201d said Barron, \u201cWe just wanna play. That guy\u2019s teammates get surrounded by the cute female reporters that need a related story. My wife would kill me.\u201d Other players had similar doubts about having Kaepernick on the field.
\nALLOD Sportsball Correspondent Tara Newhole says the issue was resolved more than a week ago, but applauds our effort to keep it alive. \u201cKaepernick got shot down like\u2026immediately,\u201d she said, \u201cBut tater hatred level is off the charts for him, so it should fly pretty well for at least a year or two.\u201d<\/p>\n
Newhole pointed out our unique ability to have John Elway dress like Troy Aikman and fire players in Denver, or the time we had Ditka lay down the law for his field, a thing he hasn\u2019t had in well over a decade. \u201cIt\u2019s fairly impressive,\u201d she noted.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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