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The Call Home
\nHis grade was so terrible that his teacher called home to speak with his father. When he got home that afternoon, his father stood crossly at the doorway. \u201cWhy did you fail your math test?\u201d he inquired.<\/p>\n

The Excuse
\nLittle Johnny shrugged and replied, \u201cMy teacher isn\u2019t very good.\u201d His father was astonished by his excuse and urged him to expand. \u201cWell, on Monday, my teacher said 3+5 = 8.\u201d<\/p>\n

The Explanation
\n\u201cSo?\u201d his father replied. \u201cThen on Tuesday, she told us 4+4 = 8, and on Wednesday she said 6+2 = 8,\u201d explained Johnny. \u201cIf she doesn\u2019t know what equals eight, how am I supposed to know the right answer?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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