A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water.<\/p>\n
As the bartender gives her the drink she says,<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019m on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it\u2019s today\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
The bartender says,<\/p>\n
\u201cWell since it\u2019s your birthday, I\u2019ll buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on me.\u201d<\/p>\n
As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says,<\/p>\n
\u201cI would like to buy you a drink, too.\u201d<\/p>\n
The old woman says,<\/p>\n
\u201cThank you. Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cComing up,\u201d says the bartender.<\/p>\n
As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says,<\/p>\n
\u201cI would like to buy you one, too.\u201d<\/p>\n
The old woman says,<\/p>\n
\u201cThank you. Bartender, I want another Scotch with two drops of water.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cComing right up,\u201d the bartender says.<\/p>\n
As he gives her the drink, he says,<\/p>\n
\u201cMa\u2019am, I\u2019m dying of curiosity, why the Scotch with only two drops of water?\u201d<\/p>\n
The old woman replies, \u201cSonny, when you\u2019re my age, you\u2019ve learned how to hold your liquor.<\/p>\n
\u2026Holding your water, however, is a whole other issue<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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