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Little Brandon and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother\u2019s house. Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served.<\/p>\n

When little Brandon received his plate, he started eating right away. \u201cBrandon! Please wait until we say our prayer!\u201d said his mother. \u201cI don\u2019t need to,\u201d the boy replied. \u201cOf course, you do,\u201d his mother insisted. \u201cWe always say a prayer before eating at our house.\u201d \u201cThat\u2019s at our house,\u201d explained Brandon. \u201cBut this is Grandma\u2019s house and she knows how to cook.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Little Brandon and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother\u2019s house. Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. 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