A husband and wife were in the bathroom getting ready for work when the husband looked at his wife and said, \u201cI gotta have you!\u201d He backed her up against the bathroom door, pulled down her underclothes and ravaged her.<\/p>\n
He knew he was doing great because she screamed and wiggled more than she ever had before.<\/p>\n
When he finished, he started putting his clothes back on and when he noticed his wife still writhing against the door he said, \u201cThat was the best, honey. You\u2019ve never moved like that before, you didn\u2019t hurt yourself did you?\u201d His wife replies, \u201cNo, no. I\u2019ll be OK once I can get the doorknob out of my bum.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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