Officer Orders Man to Take Ducks to the Zoo — Next Day They’re Headed to the Beach in Sunglasses
A policeman spotted an old man driving a rusty pickup overflowing with ducks downtown. Pulling him over, he said, “Sir, you can’t have ducks wandering around. Take them to the zoo!” The man nodded, tipped his hat, and drove off. The next day, the officer was shocked to see the same truck, still full of…