A man and his wife were having an argument in bed. He finally jumped up and took a blanket to the couch. The next day the wife feeling bad about what happened decided to buy her husband a gift, and since he was an avid golfer she went to the pro shop where he usually…
Many of you may have heard of the veterans discount. We live in a safe and lawful society thanks to the men and women who work in the police force. Many people believe they are underpaid despite the fact that their job is among the hardest and most crucial in our nation. A KFC store…
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Donny Osmond, the adored singer-turned-actor, has been captivating audiences for nearly six decades. While his talent and success are widely acknowledged, it is his remarkable love story with his wife, Debbie, that truly shines as one of his most significant achievements. Their extraordinary journey together serves as a wellspring of inspiration and hope, underscoring the…
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A woman was at her hairdresser’s getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband.. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded: ” Rome ? Why would anyone want to go there? It’s crowded and dirty.. You’re crazy to go to Rome .. So, how are you getting there? “We’re…
Clint Eastwood, the iconic 92-year-old actor and filmmaker, has been absent from the public eye for over a year, fueling concerns about his health. However, recent Instagram posts from his daughter, Francesca Eastwood, offer reassurance. Eastwood was last seen at a public event in February 2022, but there have been no recent sightings of him…
Ellen DeGeneres recently revealed her battle with C-19, highlighting an unexpected symptom: excruciating back pain. Despite taking precautions, she contracted the virus in December 2020. She shared her experience, saying, “What they don’t tell you is that you will have severe back pain. I had no notion that was a symptom until I spoke with…
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An 83 year old british gentleman arrived in Paris by plane. As he was fumbling in his bag for his passport a stern French lady asked if he had been to France before. He liked he had indeed been previously. The lady said then you should know to have your passport out and waiting sir….
We learn to honor and respect our military personnel at a young age, and for good reason. After all, it is due to the serving men and women who make such great sacrifices for the maintenance of our freedom. I’m well aware of this as an adult, and whenever the opportunity presents itself, I stand…
A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes: “USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!” She got the clean laundry back, and was still dissatisfied with the results, so the following…
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A teacher asks the class if they had any relatives that fought in the war. Little Johnny puts his hand up. “my grandad was in the war and got a grenade shoved up his arse by a German miss”, The teacher replies, “Rectum Johnny, rectum” Johnny says… “Rectum miss?..