A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother’s labor pain to the father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of…
He said…. I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it. She said…. You wear pants don’t you? He said….. Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said… That’s a good idea – you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart! He said……..
LITTLE JOHNNY IS BACK: The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad’s farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating. “The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word…
I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, ‘I promise!’ Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly,…
A man phones his wife and asks her: “Honey I’ve been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get the promotion. So could you please pack enough clothes for a week, set out my rod & fishing box. We’re leaving from office…
GONNA BE A BEAR In this life I’m a woman. In my next life, I’d like to come back as a bear. When you’re a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, you’re supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal…
A man boards a plane with six kids. After they get settled in their seats, a woman sitting across the aisle leans over to him and asks. “Are all of those kids yours?” He him and asks, “Are all of those kids yours?” He replies, “No. I work for a condom company. These are customer…
A dad caught his 12-year-old son yelling at his hardworking mom about laundry. Feeling outraged, he decided to teach his son a valuable lesson. He took the boy to the laundry room, showing him how to sort clothes and operate the machines. He wanted his son to understand responsibility. With spring break approaching, the dad…
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A classic and soothing recipe, Classic Pot Roast with Potatoes and Carrots combines flavorful vegetables, tender, juicy meat, and a rich, savory sauce. This filling dish is ideal for celebratory occasions or family dinners. As the chuck roast is slowly cooked in the oven, the potatoes and carrots absorb the mouthwatering flavors of the meat…
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A young man recently shared an unexpected find to a buddy while searching through his grandparents’ old belongings after they passed away. Until they discovered some information online, the two could not determine what these metal things could potentially be. Nutcrackers are the metallic sticks. This style of nutcracker, which is most likely from the…
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