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A man walks into a bar, sits down on a bench and orders a cold one. He swigs down the beer, looks in his pocket, cringes and orders another. He gulps down that one, looks in his pocket again, cringes and orders yet another one. This goes on for at least an hour and a…
A blonde goes into a store and sees a shiny object on the shelf. She asks the clerk, “What is that shiny object? “The clerk replies, “That is a thermos. “The blonde then asks, “What does it do?” The clerk responds, “It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold. “The blonde says,…
Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out… “Pa you need to go out and fix the outhouse! ”Pa replies, “There ain’t nuthin’ wrong with it. ”Ma yells back, “Yes there is; now git out there and fix it.”So…….Paw mosies out to the outhouse, looks around, and yells back, “Ma there ain’t…
Father: “That’s great, son! Who is she?” Son: “It’s Sandra, the neighbor’s daughter.” Father: “Ohhh, I wish you hadn’t said that. I have to tell you something, son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister.” The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later: Son:…
Dad Gets A Shock When His Wife Reveals This About His Own Daughter. This Is Gold. One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me. I was maybe 2 1/2 years old and had just recovered from an accident. Someone had given me a little ‘tea set’ as a get-…
Financial Strain: A New Year’s Eve Dilemma Financial conflicts often strain relationships, especially when in-laws are involved. A 32-year-old woman found herself in a predicament during New Year’s Eve when her in-laws and husband expected her to foot the bill using the substantial inheritance she received from her late mother. Inheritance and Unwanted Expectations The…
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What makes humanity going and evolving is the way we care for one another. Being there for those in need and keeping each others’ backs should be a trait shared by each and every one of us. Yet, there is this belief that men stand for men more often than it happens between women. Female…
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A blissful engagement swiftly became a nightmare for a lady when her fiancé’s family members manufactured an outrageous ask for that remaining her rethinking their romance. A female beloved her fiancé dearly. She thought they ended up the ideal match – she considered she didn’t want to invest her lifestyle with any one else. “My…
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Three mischievous old Grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. When an old Grandpa walked by. And one of the old Grandmas yelled out saying, “We bet we can tell exactly how old you are. ”The old man said, “There is no way you can guess it, you old fools.” One of…
Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to the other, “Boy was my wife mad at me last night! She went on and on and wouldn’t stop!” The other Buddy says, “When my wife goes off on me I just don’t listen.” “How do you do that?” says the…