A husband went to the..

A husband went to the police station to file a “missing person” report for his missing wife: Husband: “I lost my wife, she went shopping and hasn’t come back yet. ”Inspector: “What is her height? ”Husband: “I never checked. ”Inspector: “Slim or healthy?

”Husband: “Not slim, she can be healthy. ”Inspector: “Colour of eyes. ”Husband: “Never noticed. ”Inspector: Colour of hair? ”Husband: “It changes according to season. ”Inspector: “What was she wearing? ”Husband: “Not sure. It may have been a dress or maybe a suit. ”Inspector: “Was she driving? ”Husband: “Yes. ”Inspector: “Tell me the type and colour of the car? ”Husband: “A black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0-litre V6 engine generating 333 horsepower teamed with an eight-speed Tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. It has full LED headlights, which use light-emitting diodes for all light functions. It has a very thin scratch on the front left door and then the husband started crying. ”Inspector: “Don’t worry sir, we will find your car!”

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