Ma & Pa and the outhouse

Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out… “Pa you need to go out and fix the outhouse! ”Pa replies, “There ain’t nuthin’ wrong with it. ”Ma yells back, “Yes there is; now git out there and fix it.”So…….Paw mosies out to the outhouse, looks around, and yells back, “Ma there ain’t nuthin’ wrong with this outhouse honey! “

Ma replies, “Stick yur head in the hole! ”Pa yells back, “I ain’t stickin’ my head in that hole! ”Ma says, “Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix. ”So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around, and yells back, “Ma – dadgummit there ain’t nuthin’ wrong with this outhouse! ”Ma hollers back, “Now take your head outta da hole! ”Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, and then starts yelling, “Ma – Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat! ”To which Ma replies, “Hurts, don’t it?”

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