Larry..

Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says “Where in the hell have you been? “He replies, “I was out getting a tattoo. “A tattoo?” she frowned. “What kind of tattoo did you get? “I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates,” he said proudly. “What the hell were you thinking?”

She said, shaking her head in disdain; “Why on earth would, “I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates,” he said proudly. “What the hell were you thinking?” she said, shaking her head in disdain; “Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates? “Well, for one; I like to watch my money grow, and two; once in a while I like to play with my money, three; I like how money feels in my hand and lastly; instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.

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