Two guys…

Two guys in their mid-twenties are sitting at a bar having a b**r. One of the guys remarks to the other, “Boy you look really tired!” His friend replies, “Dude, I’m exhausted, my girlfriend wants all the time! three, four sometimes even six times a night! She wakes me up at all hours.

I She wakes me up at all hours. I just don’t know what to do! “A fellow, in his seventies is sitting a few bar stools down from them overhears their conversation. He looked over at the two men, and showing the wisdom of his age says, “Marry her. That’ll put an end to that nonsense!”

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