I thought spending the long weekend at the family ranch meant cold drinks, fireworks, and relaxing with my best friend, Casey. When Aunt Laura invited us, I pictured porch swings and swims in the lake—not getting dumped in a kids’ room to watch four toddlers. The moment Aunt Claire handed us stacks of pajamas and casually told us we’d be bunking with her little ones, I had a gut feeling this weekend wouldn’t end in sparklers and s’mores.

Trying not to cause drama, Casey and I took the couch instead, hoping for some quiet. But that still wasn’t good enough for Aunt Claire. She barged in like we’d insulted her family legacy, yelling about “doing our part” and accusing us of treating the trip like a luxury getaway. No one stepped in to defend us—not Uncle Tom, not Aunt Laura, not even stone-faced Uncle Ron. So we packed up and left. We drove straight to a friend’s lake house, where we were welcomed—no guilt trips, just good company and fireworks under the stars.

The next morning, my phone blew up with missed calls and angry texts. They were furious that we had taken the cooler, drinks, and snacks I personally paid for and packed. That was apparently the last straw. They expected me to babysit, cover the costs, and smile through it all. When Aunt Laura sent a passive-aggressive email titled “Disappointed,” I didn’t respond. I just sent her a Venmo request for half the groceries. She declined it with one word: “Wow.”