An old blind cowboy walks into a bar

An old blind cowboy accidentally wanders into an all-girl biker bar, finds his way to a barstool, and orders a Jack Daniels. After

sitting there for a while, he yells at the bartender, “Hey, do you ladies wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately falls

dead silent.In a deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it’s only fair—since

you’re blind—that you should know five things: The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.The bouncer is a ,

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