A little boy and girl are arguing about which gender is better. Eventually, the boy pulls down his pants and says, “I’ve got something you’ll never have!” Upset by the truth of it, the girl runs home in tears. A short while later, she returns with a big smile, pulls down her pants, and says, “My mommy says that with one of these, I can get as many of those as I want!”
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