A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better.Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, “Here’s something I have that you’ll never have!”The little girl is pretty upset by this, since it is clearly true, and runs home crying.A while later, she comes running back with a smile on her face.She drops her pants and says, “My mommy says that with one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!”
Related Posts
How to Make Bananas Work Better for Your Morning Routine
Many people reach for a banana first thing in the morning, attracted to its natural sweetness, portability, and reputation as an effortless healthy choice. While it’s undeniably…
How Transparency in Process—not Full Disclosure—Builds Trust in the Courts
Public conversations about what courts choose to disclose and what they keep confidential often spark confusion. Many people assume that every redacted file or limited statement signals…
The Night I Discovered Our Faucets Weren’t Created Equal
For years, it felt like a harmless household habit: my husband would wake in the middle of the night, wander half-asleep to the bathroom, and drink straight…
The Quiet Neighbor Who Cherished What I Never Knew I Gave
For as long as I can remember, the woman on the eighth floor lived behind an air of quiet mystery. She rarely smiled, kept conversations brief, and…
The Night That Broke Me—and Ultimately Made Me Stronger
The night I proposed remains vivid in my memory, not for the joy I had envisioned, but for the unexpected lesson it carried. At just twenty-one, I…
The Gift I Didn’t Understand—Until I Opened It
When my grandmother moved into a nursing home, our family gathered to divide her belongings. My siblings received her jewelry, antiques, and heirlooms—pieces everyone regarded as valuable….