9 Best Jokes About Spouses Being Faithful or Not

Laughter truly is the best medicine, and what better way to start the day than with a hearty chuckle? We’ve rounded up a collection of hilarious jokes that poke fun at the ups and downs of married life, from cheeky maids to clueless husbands, and even a few unexpected twists.

These jokes are a perfect reminder that humor can be found in the most unexpected places, even in the midst of marital mishaps. So sit back, relax, and enjoy these light-hearted tales that highlight the humorous side of love, life, and the occasional bout of marital mischief. Laughter, after all, is a wonderful way to bond and share joy, and these stories are sure to bring a smile to your face.

The maid asked her boss’s wife for a raise, and the wife was upset.

The wife asked, “Now, Helen, why do you think you deserve a pay increase?”

Helen: “There are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you.”

Wife: “Who said that?”

Helen: “Your husband.”

Wife: “Oh.”

Helen: “The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.”

Wife: “Who said that?”

Helen: “Your husband.”

Wife: “Oh.”

Helen: “The third reason is that I am a better lover than you.”

Wife: “Did my husband say that as well?”

Helen: “No, the gardener did.”

Wife: “So, how much do you want?”

Supermarket Surprise
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello, and he’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from.

So he says, “Do you know me?”

To which she replies, “I think you’re the father of one of my kids.”

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, “Are you the woman from my bachelor party that I made love to near the pool and then started crying, realizing I cheated on my wife and beating myself for this?”

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, “No, I’m your son’s teacher.”

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