Three trees & a woodpecker It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but Here is one: Two tall…

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer…

He said…. I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it. She said…. You wear pants don’t you? He said….. Shall…

LITTLE JOHNNY IS BACK: The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went…

I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, ‘I promise!’ Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3…

A man phones his wife and asks her: “Honey I’ve been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good…

GONNA BE A BEAR In this life I’m a woman. In my next life, I’d like to come back as a bear. When you’re a bear, you…

A man boards a plane with six kids. After they get settled in their seats, a woman sitting across the aisle leans over to him and asks….

A dad caught his 12-year-old son yelling at his hardworking mom about laundry. Feeling outraged, he decided to teach his son a valuable lesson. He took the…