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A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, “If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and throw it…

A little girl complained to her father, “Daddy, I wish I had a little sister!” Trying to be funny, her father joked, “But honey, you already have…

The teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through top on. Her grandmother just has a fit, telling her not to dare go out like…

Randy Guijarro found a valuable photo of Billy the Kid playing croquet at a thrift shop. Originally worth $2, the picture now sold for millions. Guijarro and…

The teacher told the class that each student could tell the class one thing they got for holiday. So, the teacher calls on a girl to come…

Two drunks are walking along. One drunk says to the other, “What a beautiful night. Look at that moon! ”The other drunk stops and looks at his…

A cowboy walks into a bar and orders a wh*sky. When the bartender delivers the drink, the cowboy asks, “Where is everybody? ”The bartender replies, “They’ve gone…

A blonde car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out…